Meccanized

I just discovered I live around the corner from a dog spa. There is a big pink and purple advertisement on the sidewalk that I walked past a few minutes ago. And there were people going in and out with … Ugh, I can’t even write the words … puntable dogs with sweaters and shoes and little hats. Oh, the humanity (doganity?).

Does it even need to be said? Dog spas, you are Meccanized.