You Don’t Say…
The phrase “Thank you, Captain Obvious” has always…ground…my gears, but I think it is pretty relevant in this case.
I was coming back from a brief afternoon workout at 24-Hour Fitness, and my eye caught a sign for exercise-focused holiday gifts offered by the gym.
At the top of the sign was a single line so amazing that it caused me to run (well, to limp, since I had a minor mishap on the elliptical machine today…and by mishap, I mean I got excited when the Gin Blossoms came on my iPod and I lost my rhythm and stumbled off the foot pad…sorry, guys, I’m taken…) back to my computer:
“$99 gift certificate for 24-Hour Fitness. Cost: $99.”
No kidding? Because a $99 gift certificate at that other gym is $300! What a steal!
24-Hour Fitness (and anyone who has to ask how much a $99 gift certificate costs, you are Meccanized.
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